Even scarier, one of the big no-no is having a hose with no copper screw-end for attachments. Apparently it's considered tacky to have a hose with the end cut off. Which is odd, because I have a hose with the end cut off, and I'm incredibly classy. I always put my Doritos™ in a bowl before downing the whole bag. I even have a futon with Arts & Crafts style arm rests!

In my defense, the hose was there before I moved in, I just never replaced it. I even have a new hose waiting in the garage, but the old one works fine, and it's for a small entry courtyard, so I don't need attachments.

Anyways, check out the article, then come back and share youse hose soties with us. What does your garden hose say about you?

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